Like on all the other TopFive Family websites (www.musicsnobs.net & www.topfivealbums.com), we don’t ask much.
The main thing that we ask, is to take what you see, read, feel, and review with a grain of salt. If someone wrote a review of your favorite movie, and bashed the hell out of it, and you’re pissed… Don’t write us asking for the person’s email address, so you can track them down and break their kneecaps (we won’t give their email address to you anyway, we hate keeping records of things like that, we’re lazy, sue us), instead why not let us know, by sending us your own review? There’s no law saying we can’t have more than one review of a movie, right? Well, there might be.. no wait, this is our site, we make the damn rules. No rule! Right!

If you can’t be original, at least don’t plagiarize anything from someone famous. We’re aware that some drones out there can’t think for themselves. But if you bust out some Shakespeare lines, or something, we’re most likely going to a) laugh hysterically at you, and tell your mom that you suck, and b) throw away whatever you send us. Again, we don’t like paperwork, and if we publish a plaguerized work on our site, our asses are gonna get sued. And that brings us back to our not liking paperwork. So, let’s recap:

If you want to get involved with any of the TopFive Family of websites, feel free to either E-mail us, or fill out the Join Our Staff form.
Right now, we’re not being very picky as to who’s on our staff. But we’re not just taking anyone either. If you can’t write to save your life, don’t bother.