Dukes of Hazzard
Review written on: January 1st, 2006

Dukes of Hazzard Review

If I were Jeff Foxworthy I might write this review something like this:

If you like loud crashing cars out in the woods, you may like “Dukes of Hazzard”.
If you like loud crashing cars in the city, you just may like “Dukes of Hazzard”.
If you like screamin country boys driving loud crashing cars, you may like “Dukes of Hazzard”
If you like Willie Nelson and Bert Reynolds, you may like the “Dukes of Hazzard”.
If you like a bunch of naked chicks, you just might like “Dukes of Hazzard”.
If you really get into stock car racing, you may like “Dukes of Hazzard”.
If you like stock car racing with dozens of cop cars in hot pursuit, you just may like “Dukes of Hazzard”.
If you enjoy moonshine liquor, moonshine makin’, moonshine runnin’, and moonshine lit on fire to blow up police cars, you may like “Dukes of Hazzard”.

But I’m not Jeff Foxworthy so I will just tell you that this film is a tremendous waste of money, automobiles and your time.

This is supposed to resemble the hit television series of the same name which I never really enjoyed anyway. But there are few similarities as we see the Duke brothers, played by Seann William Scott and Johnny Knoxville, racing around everywhere trying to save their city from becoming a mine. Their cousin Daisy (Jessica Simpson) is a huge asset to their cause as is Uncle Jesse, played by the great actor, Willie Nelson.

I really don’t know what was worse…the acting, the script, the corny special effects or the people who were cast in this disaster. Burt Reynolds as Boss Hog? Willie Nelson as Uncle Jesse? I was waiting for Gary Coleman to come out playing Daisy Duke, but alas it’s Jessica Simpson. This young lady cannot act and really shouldn’t.

Can you tell I really didn’t care for this movie? Do yourself a favor, unless you answered yes to all of the above Foxworthy type statements, stay away from the Hazzerdous Duds.


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