This was probably, by far, one of the absolute stupidest movies I’ve ever seen. Not just this year, but overall. Did it make any sense? No. Was there a good storyline? Absolutely not. Were the characters good? Not at all. Would I have rather watched Lost in Translation again? Most likely, yes.
I’m sure you’ve seen the trailer for this movie, it looks scary. It looks creepy. Is it? No, not at all. It’s a giant shit-fest, for lack of a more fitting word.
I can’t even come up with anything constructive to say about why I hated this movie, but I’m going to try:
For lack of a better review, I’ll simply say that this movie will definitely be a nominee for “Worst movie of the year” for next year’s MovieSnobs Snobbies Awards. Stay far, far far away from this movie. If you watch it, you’ll hate yourself for it, and want to kill me for not warning you. But alas, I am warning you. Stay away from Silent Hill, not the town, not the video game, just the movie. Please, for the love all whatever you consider holy, stay far, far away.